'Not even in errors but in quotes there is lots of fun too. Find here most funny quotes and saying by people who created humor.'
"If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?" - Steven Wright
"Never buy motor oil that says shake well before using." - Ken Hickey
"It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time." - Tallulah Bankhead
"As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife." - Groucho Marx
"My wife and I were happy for twenty years; Then we met!" - Rodney Dangerfield
"We all worry about the population explosion, but we don't worry about it at the right time." - Arthur Hoppe
"Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion." - Spike Milligan
"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity." - George Carlin
"Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have."
- Will Rogers
"The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket."
- Frank Hubbard
"Only when the last tree has died and the last river been poisoned and the last fish been caught will we realise we cannot eat money."
- Cree Indian Proverb
"Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions."
- A.A. Latimer