Funny Questions in English?

'English language is really good but when you use it in a wrong way, its hilarious too. So find here some of the best funny questions and have fun.'

Do pilots take crash-courses?

Why do they call it 'chili' if it's hot?

Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?

If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?

Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look the way they do?

Does that screwdriver really belong to Phillip?

Why is the third hand on a clock called a second hand?

If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

How do you get off a non-stop flight?

Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'up over'?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?

Which is the noisy word containing three ‘e’s that
signals allergy?

‘A’ is the father of ‘B’. But ‘B’ is not the son of ‘A’.
Then who is ‘B’?

Two children are born of one mother at the same
time and same place, but they are not twins. Then
who are they?

Susan is wiser than Lalitha and Maya is wiser than

Susan. Who is the least wise of the three?

If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them?

Does killing time damage eternity?

Why is it that night falls but day breaks?

If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

Did Noah keep his bees in archives?

If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?

Which travels at greater speed, heat or cold?
Cold because you can catch cold

What month do soldiers hate?
Match (because march means to walk with stiff regular steps like a soldier)

The boy and his girl friend go to the cinema. Where is the boy from?
The giving information and the question have no relationship.

If a candle factory burns down, does everyone just stand around and sing 'Happy Birthday?'

Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game," when we are already there?

Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?

If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?

Where is the ocean the deepest?
On the bottom.

What is between the sky and earth?
And

What do tigers have that no other animals have?
Baby tigers.

Where does June come before May?
In the dictionary

What comes twice in a moment, once in a minute and never in a hundred years?
the letter M

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