Amusing English Mistakes

Every morning, I get up at 6; clean my tooth
take breakfast; and go to work.

She is are like traveling by bus.

Sir, do you know, how to drive a bike..
He started laughing at me, than told me he told me that we do not drive a bike we ride a bike and drive a car!

I haven't had any male for more than a week!

Can you tell me that is it the last shit of today?

Ruby has a long black hair.
John has short fair hairs.

When I reached my residence, I had a massage on my answering machine!

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